Pride of the Windy City

Me: Look, I put hot sauce on spaghetti! Best spaghetti ever.
Dad: Have you ever had a three-way?
Choke. Pause. Blink, blink.
Me: ....
Dad: That mean anything to you other than a sexual way?
Shake head. Blink.
Dad: This place in Chicago used to...they had...they made a...chili...
Me: ...Skyline chili?
Race downstairs to computer. Type, type.