I got "ma'am"ed today at American Eagle Outfitters, waiting for a dressing room. (Seriously? Is 25 too old to shop for wordy underoos? But "World Traveler" describes what I do best!)
Shortly after which I returned home to find that L.L.Bean had sent me a catalogue. (And a British sensibility. Where did I pick up those extra vowels?) Unrelatedly, (or perhaps not; I believe this machine senses fear), I broke my iPod.
If anyone needs me, I'll be by the mailbox, waiting for my AARP card and asking that nice young man to help with my music player.
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