Just When I Was Feeling Very Urban...

I'm currently in a meat-free state of being. But being the undomestic-asshat-of-a-chef I am...
It's just...
Tofu dogs burn easily. And the only thing worse than a burnt tofu dog, is a burnt tofu dog with stir-fry soaked in low-sodium Teriyaki sauce.

Strike two:
"Cally, you know you have a comb in your hair."
"Yes, I know that."
"Ok. I misunderstood. You see, I thought the comb-in-the-hair thing was passé."
"..."
"So, you need a bus pass?"
"Yep."