Dammit! They just recalled my Polly Pocket!
But I could choke on anything. What else should they recall?
1. SweetTarts
2. Our own spit
3. Engagement Rings --woop! How did that get in there? Yep, that's right. Because my little sister just got one and we have a lot of people in this family who like shiny things. You say diamond, I say swallowing hazard.
I asked Carly to ghostwrite for this post, but when her eyes got all big and wobbly I knew she couldn't come up with the words. She's real excited, folks. And something on her hand looks different over here. And now over here. And what about when she's driving? And when she's eating turkey?
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