Aren't boobs funny?
Don't we treat them in strange ways?
We dress them up, dress them down, put them out for everyone to see...dance around at the Imperial Room in jeans and what appears to be Our Mother's Slip (With No Bra) even though we're not that drunk and the guys are not that cute and then realize how dumb we look and sheepishly bow our heads back into our drinks.
Why, why do we* do thiiiis?
For guys like Dan, who will tell you that it has something to do with Capital E Evolution.
Because his head turned. He looked at Boob Girl.
Tonight I told Dan I think that he likes any girl with hair. He was insulted. I will now ammend the statement: hair longer than his (must be chemically altered, preferably blonde), visible cleavage.
*And by 'we' I mean Women and by 'Women,' I mean That Girl Tonight Who Was Wearing Too Much Skin and Not Enough Other Clothing.
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Women-
The head turn is an instinctual reaction, and we should not be penalized for it. Boobs are tecnically ours, and the other species lures us in with them, so we maintain that we are merely fighting the battle to repossess.
Please stop denying us what it rightfully ours. We want them back. Plus, they do us more good than you anyway.
-Men
RAGE.
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