Stenographer's Transcript
Judge: You are charged with Gross Misuse of the Comma. How do you plead?
Me: I plead innocent. I missed that day way back in elementary school, Your Honor. Along with fractions. And multiple digit subtraction.
Judge: (pause) Hey, do you like Ashlee Simpson?
Me: ummmm...
Judge: I should warn you of the perils of perjury on the stand.
Me: ummm....
Judge: Just plead the Fifth, young lady.
Me: Yes.
Judge: Yes, you do like Ashlee Simpson?
Me: ummm....yes?
Judge: Cuff her.
Me: It was a trap!
Voiceover: Another Ashlee Simpson fan framed on trumped up charges of wrongful punctuation.
Beep!
"It's Dan. I was just seeing if you're watching the Ashlee Simpson special right now because it is a blogging gold mine."
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Oh, my, gosh, what kindred spirits we are (like anne shirley & diana barry), because i TOTALLY missed comma day too and as hard as high school and college instructors tried, I STILL CAN'T GET IT. I fake it and do my best, but who am i kidding. I'm just relieved, to know that, I'm not the only one. And also, I watched, much, of the Ashlee Simpson marathon, too. [cuffed]
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