Yesterday, Mom and I walked to the ice cream store in the sweltering heat. You know how hot it was. (So hot).
I thought I was hallucinating when, along the way, we passed a bunch of reeds and for the first time in my life (!) I saw cattails.
Well, excuse me for saying, but they look much more like corndogs. I've attached a Sharpie rendition for your perusal.
I propose a renaming committee take this issue on immediately. Will anyone sign my petition?
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1 comment:
I'm considering signing your petition, but my problem is this...if a corndog had a tail, it wouldn't look like a corndog, would it? Perhaps they should be called "Corndog Weeds" or "Corndogs with Long Reeds Instead of Tongue-Depressor Sticks, Only Don't Eat Them Because They Are Not Really Corndogs." No, no, I like Corndog Tails better. Please consider the following my electronic signiature:
Ryan R. Smith
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