Hey you. You with the dumb, this one goes out to you. Do not abbreviate "homework" as "hmwork" in an email subject line. You are saving NO TIME.
Acceptable trades and abbrevs include the words "balc" for balcony and "sally" in place of someone's name.
Also, in the US, we have a cultural aversion to standing thisclose to others, unless we are intimately involved or about to kick SERIOUS ass. Please, when we are speaking, do not get so close that I can see your individual facial hairs. When I scoot back as you pursue the conversation you seem to mistake me: it's not that I'm in a hurry to get anywhere but AWAY FROM YOU.
Glad we cleared that up.
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