School pictures.
Holy crap.
Holy, ungodly crap.
What was said:
"Would you like to fix your collar, Ma'am?"
"No, it's fine. I don't care."
What should have been said:
"Would you like to fix your collar, hair, and/or makeup, you hideous beast?"
"Yes. I'm going to hold up a picture of my cousin, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and you can take a picture of that."
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