Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Cracked in the bulb

Now I'm not saying it's haunted, but an open office door before I even arrived here and a little taptaptaperoo from an unspecified location signify something to me.
If it were haunted, wouldn't the tapping stop when I stand up to check it out? YES.
Doesn't the tapping stop when I stand up to check it out? YES.
I think we all know what that means: the Asian Beetles have taken over. Now they're sending their beetle friends from beyond the grave to nestle in the crevices of car doors and home windows. Apparently they didn't get the memo that Halloween is over. AND IT SUCKED.

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