Too Thousand Ate My Cupcakes. That Bastard.

Putting the "give me awesome shit" back in Christmas: Santa Matt brought me a MacBook and Santa Mom brought me a sewing machine because she wants me to be connected and domestically inclined. We made the yearly pilgrimage to Ohio where this year's quotable quote was "I'm going to get drunk tonight!" Perhaps you remember last year's? "You're !@$^ing dead." We love each other.
In non-religious greetings, Happy New Year all. Let's listen to Jesus songs Ryan Seacrest count 'em down.
To celebrate, I'll continue wearing the same outfit I've been wearing for the last three days. The Ohio Thrift Store was a GOLD MINE of sweaters and t-shirts. And! Plus! Half-off everything.
Carly thinks I look beastly and will thusly not take a photograph. You'll just have to imagine until we meet in the parking lot of Walgreens.