Somebody order me a full-spectrum light bulb.
This week has been longish with an incredible frustration. Knives! Theft! Destruction of Private Property! Let me tell you that I am thisclose to laying the smack down on my little adolescent friends here.
And when I'm done yelling at students, I will snuggle with a panda because I need to recharge in the arms of an extremely hairy immigrant. (No offense, Matt.) He can feed me eucalyptus and we can talk about his adjustment to apartment life.
So make that a full-spectrum light bulb, and a panda. Order them both from Amazon.com and qualify for free shipping.
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If the panda thing doesnt work out, I am sure that Lucy would share her Eucalyptus doggie treats with you.
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