A Smile Would Have Been Sufficient

I wear a squirrel skirt made by Melissa. (That's me with my one peg leg sticking out of the bottom of that photo.) In fact, the first time I wore this for an evening at the theater, I received three complements in the first hour. One from a man with a boombox chained to the handlebars of his bike: "Great skirt!"
"You're goddamned right it is!"
"..."
"Thanks! Bye!"