"Did you just say 'phallus'?"
"What? No; 'falons'."
"Oh. What?"
"You know, those things an owl has on their hands."
"Talons?"
"Oh....yes. What's a phallus?"
"Uh..."
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(formerly titled: Mordechai and the Monocle)
1 comment:
its a monument erected in the name of our first president. erection.
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