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Notice: The If book of questions* can be deleterious to relationships.
Matt would like a Spanish-speaking escort.
If he survives to need one.
Brent prudently declines to answer. Maggie half-smiles.
Incidentally, the one emotion of which we'd elect to rid ourselves: jealousy. We all agree on this.
I experience it like a tourettic tic. I watch myself and think, "Why did you just say that?" [I say it again, worse]. Lather, rinse, repeat.


*to the third power, assuming that you're still dating after the first two editions