I dropped a lens cap yesterday at a wedding. Made a big sound when it fell from the balcony during a break in the music. No one was hurt, but when Matt looked back at me I ripped into him like whodoyouthinkyouarethatshitwasaccidentalIwillkillyouifyoudon'tstoplaughing. After which I was ready to cry.
Imagine being William Shatner.
In fact, imagine being anyone in the audience, or on stage, or the camera crew. Anyone in the venue is subject to public humiliation. And an alarming number of gay jokes.
And Farah Fawcett's bra strap.
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Interestingly, Betty White has gone blue. I refer, of course, to her Oscar-winning performance in the film Lake Placid. Which, as everyone knows, is about the 1980 Olympics. Or not.
Check it out.
Or not.
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