1. Your alarm playing, what you have decided must obviously be, the Looney Tunes theme song. How can this be the first time you've identified it?
2. The water in your bottle tastes like soap.
3. Someone leaves you a voicemail saying, "I didn't know you existed."
4. You call the person back and she tells you again--this time, live--that she didn't know you existed.*
5. [This space reserved for forgetting your keys.]
*I'm sure this one is rude. I don't know if I can be personally insulted. She didn't know. It seems like no. And yet...
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Let me at this insulting woman! At least there's vino and a good book to discuss tonight. And your favorite resident of 6813...other than Tommy, of course.
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