Sara: "Maria, who's your secret crush?"
Maria: "I'm not telling you!"
Sara: "Come on."
Maria: "Fine, I'll make one up: Steven."
Sara: "Awww!"
Maria: "He's not my real secret crush."
Sara: "Well, who is your real secret crush?"
Maria: "I don't have one! [pause] Steven."
Sara: "Awwwwwwwwwwwww, really?!"
Maria: "Yes. Shut up, Sara."
[Silence. Maria sits staring at the computer for a moment.]
Maria: "Look at this! Pool farts!"
Me: "That computer is for doing work, Sara."
[Hypocritically click "Publish Post."]
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