Slippin' On Sand and Salt Or, Laid Back (with my ass on the ground and the ground on my ass)

Today was the second time I've been frozen out of my car this winter. Piss.
Actually, yes. Piss is warm and would be helpful.

Is it ok to put boiling hot liquid in the crevases of your car? If not, how about pee? I will pretend it has been stung by a jellyfish.

I live at home, so my mom drives me to work on days like these. She drops me off and then I slide down the stairs and have just enough coat and butt padding to break my fall.
True, I get a car.
True, I have a mom.
True, I have a fleshy bum and a down-filled coat.
But dammit anyway because now I am afraid to drive even when I get the car open because it is slippery as snot. Or ice.