Reasons No. 5432 and 5433 I love high school brains:

"How do you spell maroon?"
"M-A-R-O-O..."
"Oh, like Maroon 5."
"Yes."
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"I swear there's some animal that's orange."
"The scarfaced tiger?"
"No. Wait. That's an orange."
"Huh?"
"Like the fruit."
"Yes, the fruit is orange."
"That's what I was trying to remember."