Joyride!

Newly returned from Cub Foods where I rocked an abandoned electric cart in the parking lot. My accomplices noticed a key in the ignition and I went Evil Knievel around a pole.
Breaking news: I was just interrupted by my dad who is giggling at a Pampers commercial: "Potty training is the largest challenge. Second is sleeping all night. It's a balance between intimidation and utility."
Naturally, I did not ask for an explanation. I prefer to decode his messages in sleep. And when they apply.
Which is to say, in about 10 years.