Heard

While I waited for my meeting to begin, I reaped the rewards given to all eavesdropping early birds: morsels of bizarre conversation.
I happened upon this...
-We're still offering a french fry. It's a trans-fat free fry. It will be a little more expensive. Let's just see if the popularity of this fry increases against the other, which will be available in the other line.
-I have a problem with that. We cannot be offering fries every day. It sends the wrong message. [with disbelief] When I visited, teachers in observation were eating french fries. What an example!
-Can you bake it?
-It's just a hydrogenated process.
And later...
-[with supreme enthusiasm] On the day that we do the beefy nacho, we're changing to a baked tortilla chip.