Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Another story about pants-wetting fun

Went tubing on Monday. As I strained to hold on to my friend's ankles while flying down the hill, I realized helpless shrieks were coming from my mouth.
Tubing involves snow (preferred), a bloated inner tube (bigger is better), a rope tow (fricking awesome), and a sense of adventure (optional). Best of all, it can be done safely. SO MUCH SAFER THAN SKIING.
When you ski, there are long, pointy poles which could be haphazardly stuck into your eyeballs. Tell me that's not scary, and you lie.
Going to a ski resort this weekend. Will sip cocoa in the chalet, enjoying my eyeballs.

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