Pickle for a Nickle; Chicago for a Dollar

1. Play-doh scented perfume!!! Can I pre-order?
2. Matt asks me things in a robot voice: "Would it be hard to date me if I talked like this?" "Yes."
   
3. Our Jackass take-off/redux did not win the video competition last night. However, I would like to award Finest "On Second Thought" Performance to that Info Desk guy at Barnes and Noble who looked at us, looked away, and then looked back to say, "You can't film in here." You really got into that role, Glenn. And we appreciated it, even though we lost us the pizza party reward.
   
4. Ashley's getting married. It was the first email engagement announcement ever received, thus signaling the end of the Modern Era and the beginning of the Internets Rule Us All Era (aka, the IRUA Era).
   
5. Let's go.