ExtrapoLOVEtion

"Kelly*, are jou pro or con immigration?"
"What do you think, Edgar?"
"Kelly, If jou was in love with an immigrant, would you marry hem?"
"Hm?"
"If jou was in love with an immigrant..."
"Yes."
"You would marry her?"
"Wha?"
"Hem."
"Hmmmm. I am in love with someone."
"Yes, but if this person is an immigrant...."
"He's not."
"If he is."
"If he were."
"If he were."
"Yes, I would."
"So you like immigrants."

*Still not my name, but he says it and I respond.