Monday, May 29, 2006

Kill Bill put me in a bad mood... and other true stories

Part I
I once got buried alive in my dreams and I looked a lot like Uma Thurman until it turned out I was just watching Kill Bill and all I wanted to do was think about how hot it was this weekend or how I forgot to pour some out for the homies who served our country. But now all I could think was "get me out of this plywood coffin."
Part II
"I love you, but I don't like you very much right now." I would like to tell Mr. Tarantino the same in re: his volume 2. Of course, I wouldn't expect him to listen. I would expect him to tell me to "CENSORED myself" and that he doesn't much "give a flying CENSORED CENSORED CENSORED what [I] think because [I] didn't even pay the CENSORED CENSORED cash to see it on the CENSORED screen."
And I would nod patiently, in case he flashed a weapon.

2 comments:

katz said...

funny how there was no spinning plates of spaghetti involved in that dream.

Kyle DeLaHunt said...

Silly Sri, Volume 2 reaiiy is the superior of the two volumes. Although I will never forget seeing the first one in the theater and having it rock my world this much. Yes, that much.