Happy New Year. I type this from my bed. Spending extra time with the delete key because I can't see the keyboard when I'm horizontal. I plan to church myself and then return to this position. Oh, yes. From the holiday of excess--correction: a holiday of excess (why limit ourselves to just one?), I bring you the definitive list of Booze Action Eve 2K5:
Flute One
Nothing. Ew. Bubbles.
Flute Two
Matt spills a first time. Asks for a towel. Blames the flute: "it's too small."
Ashley calls taxi company. Asks, "how long is the wait if you want a cab in an hour?"
Flute Three
I spill.
Matt spills a second time.
Flute Four
Every person spills.
I offer to take the Bar (Exam).
I have trouble focusing the camera and my eyes.
Flute Five
I exaggerate; vow to blog this.
Flute Six
Everyone spills again.
Promise to leave the house in 10 minutes.
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