Wednesday, January 04, 2006

Next Up: The Buoyancy of Fake Boobs


Elllllliot
Originally uploaded by Sriracha.
We wait until Epiphany to take the tree down. It seems fair. All 12 days of Christmas are celebrated with the smell-less conifer. When Poppa first brought it home--or rather, when first I journeyed home from college to find this imposter, I was deeply wounded. How dare he?! What's next: a fake baby in a manger?!!
Christmas is not about being FAKEY. It's about real things. Like presents and love and showing someone how much you love them by how good your present is.
Except, I adore this tree. It's perfectly shaped and no one curses stabby needles or the possibility of our house going up in flames; no one drags it to the curb. It is as much a part of our family as the baby we steal to put in a little horse trough outside.

Editor's note: Here pictured are neither our tree nor our Infant Jesus replica. But they're cute, yes?

1 comment:

Dan said...

You said it. Nog, love, family, Santa. Keep it real.