Sometimes I combine words on purpose. It's sort of an irritating habit, but I've only realized it recently. I'm trying to cut down.
Today, as an awkward conversation came to an awkward end, I said loudly, "See ya in a bile." It was not intentional. Please believe me.
In other news, I am improving my math skills:
["bit"] + ["while"] + [(moment of extreme speech anxiety x 8)] = "bile"
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- When You Can't(cun) Go On
- But First Listen To This
- Eating Battery Acid In Foreign Cities
- Taking Leave
- Armpits Part II: Mom Further Explains Herself
- Mom. Seriously. Maaahhhhhhm!
- Bulldog of Bergen, Pride of New Jersey...And Other...
- Take Two
- Let's Talk Universal Truths
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- Writing Under The Influenza
- No Champagne in '06.
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2 comments:
A bitter, alkaline, brownish-yellow or greenish-yellow fluid that is secreted by the liver, stored in the gallbladder, and discharged into the duodenum and aids in the emulsification, digestion, and absorption of fats. I'll see you then.
Sounds like the time I called a boyfriend of mine "beer." All because of "babe" and "dear" both being present in my mind at the same time and the indecision of which one to call him at the moment.
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