[Hang up phone. Laugh.]
"You guys! Get this: my sister just finished her final in Biology of Women. She got a lollipop in the shape of a vagina."
[Silence.]
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(formerly titled: Mordechai and the Monocle)
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- Jesus is the Reason for the Season(ed Cider).
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No. Cant. Breathe. Too...Many....Jokes.....
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