Wednesday, December 14, 2005

Advanced Printing Techniques (now with stage directions!)

Her: Poop. It ate the paper. Offline? What does that mean, offline? Paper jam?!
Me: Why does it say paper jam when there IS no paper jam? [giggle]
Her: Eerrhhhghhhhhaaaaahhhhhhgg. I didn't ask for this! I DID...N'T...ASK. FOR. THIS. [shakes her entire body at the machine]
Me: ...
A Different Her: [it prints the wrong pages] Whatever. Whatever. I'll cancel the job. No, Job. You're cancelled. CANCEL. [exits to the sound of her own hysteria]
[silence]
Her: Times New Roman is the ugliest font EVER! Why is it default?! Errrghhaaaarrrreeeehhhh.

2 comments:

Dan said...

Ive been meaning to pose this one for a while now. Why deletedeletedelete?

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Anonymous said...

It was something one of her friends in improv used to say when he was doing a sketch and he did something that wasn't funny at all. I mean.... I have no idea either.

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