Thursday, December 01, 2005

Hoo Kneads Literacy

Awesome Crap Giveaway* left me with four books on tape:
1. The Masque of the Red Death (Poe)
2. The Cask of Amontillado (Poe)
3. 1984 (Orwell)
4. Cyrano de Bergerac (That French Guy), last borrowed by Lisa B. on 5/21/84
And one pair of red-rimmed plastic glasses a la Sally Jessy Raphael. Watch out, world. I'm about to start doling out fashion advice--no, wait, that's my evil face lift twin, Joan Rivers.

*The librarians wheeled in three smelly old boxes. Among the treasures: pimply white vases, old water bottles, dust bunnies.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

doling.

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