This is Tommy.
Tommy, say hello to the people.
Tommy cries a lot and it makes his little chin tremble.
I think he cries because he hasn't figured out the boob yet. He'll get it.
I went to the hospital last night and made many inappropriate jokes about breast-feeding and the gelatinous matters of birth.
Having never given it, I know that God will smite me when it is my turn.
Best parent moment:
Tommy has an eye-goo problem, which John points out to Anne who then becomes delirious with worry when the nurse tells her it's 'common': "They expect me to trust her? They have no doctors ON CALL? I trust the one with the MD."
"With all due respect for your position and what you've just been through...Anne, she has had more experience with this than you."
"But he could be going blind, John."
"Well then, we'll sue."
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