The City of Motherly Love

Every body is with child.
That's profound shit. Think about that for a second and you'll realize how true that is.
I spoke to my friend Ashley last night (big ups to my homies in LA), who informed me that this having-children thing is a fad. It's fashionable to tote your tot--especially for men. This girl is a credible source. I hold her in high regard. And when she says, "babies are the new puppy," I know that she means it.
Unfortunately for me, I missed the puppy craze, so now I'm two crazes behind.
And since nobody's asked, Acer arrived today and is in my lap right now. I'd be typing this with his help, but I couldn't get him hooked up to the internet.
Dammit, Acer.
Mommy's a little irritated with you.
She's sorry she just rose her voice. She loves you very much and you're a good 'puter.
Someday she'll take you to Los Angeles.