If You're Making Those in Triplicate, I'll Take The Pink Copy

Three related statements in no particular order:

1. I keep going out of town to escape the pooling water in our sink.
2. Avoidance is totally legitimate way of dealing with your problems.
3. Took the annual ski trip last weekend and returned to a sink so clogged that in the time it takes for Michael Scott to brush his teeth you need a canoe to leave the bathroom.

Three unrelated statements in a very particular order:

1. The last time (see also: only time) I created a meal from scratch(ish), I had garlic hands for several days.
2. Matt's older than me by 31 days which means he's had extra time to learn how to wear a coat and hat and get a jumper cable box. Yet. Here's what it sounds like when he calls: "Kbabes, my car is dead. Can you come get me? Aaaack! It's cold! It's so colllllld. Gaaaahhhh! I'm dead. I'm actually dead right now." So I win with my weather preparations, but he wins at being able to use a cell phone while dead.
3. My friend Halsey and I are teaching high school students how to do improv. They are hysterical in the traditional "You're funny" and the not-as-traditional "I'm laughing at you" sense. For you scientists out there.