Funfetti In Your Glass

Obvious Resolutions:

• take hip hop classes
  
• be even more awesome than previous year (subjective, attainable)
  
• eat healthier (perfectly aspecific)
  
• not dish it if I can't take it (vague)
  
• get my business in order (nebulous)
  

Less Obvious Resolutions

• not find naked strangers in my bed when I return home after being out celebrating New Year's at Nate and Jill's house.
  
• stop answering the question "how are you?" with "fine" (even if it's true)
  
• adopt a passable Bostonian accent