Wednesday, March 14, 2007

Ice Packs Not Included

Before today, I'd only seen it done on film. It is:

A) punching a wall/bathroom stall/locker
B) eating fried banana sandwiches
C) laparoscopic surgery

The answer is A. I tried it. I punched a bathroom stall. Like an angry person from Varsity Blues or Degrassi* . I (inexplicably) aimed high. As if I'd get the metal right on the chin. Turns out, ouch.
Hey, Sally Vaguepants, what caused this outburst? Communication failure with a taxi company.

*big ups to my Canadian posse of one

1 comment:

Matt Blum said...

Remember when my stupid windows xp machine wrecked the interview with my dying grandfather last weekend and so I kicked a hole in the front of the case? I'd do it again.