Benevolent Authority Figurines

I never had Dooce's problem. I love my boss. She is caring and supportive and says things like "you're a rock star" and "you go, girl!" in complete earnestness.
And now she is retiring.
To be with her children and her husband and her mother.
They don't need her like we need her.
I will do the adolescent thing for a couple more days and feel as if no one understands me in all my loneliness and workplace strife and then I will move on, happy for her family because they get to be around her all the time.
In other retiring news, Matt is officially going full time at his photography. The world of youth ministry misses him already. Don't worry, honey. They've got Jesus.