Monday, March 13, 2006

"Snow slows commute, triggers power outages"

I misread that headline thinking that it said "outrages." I would have told the outraged to relax and enjoy a cup of tea.
Other potential headlines:
"Snow makes people whiny and my brakes ineffective"
"Snow slows brain function, response time"
"Snow falls regardless of what we do to stop it"
"Snow begat snow begat furied emails to our Superintendent"

1 comment:

Dan said...

"Snow falls despite Dan's stern warnings."