All You Never Wanted

Ali got me.

Four jobs I've had:
1. Harassee at Dick Blick Arts Materials (e.g. "Is Dick there?" "Nope, it's just the name of the store." "I'm looking for Mr. Blick, "Mr. Dick Blick." "I'm sorry, sir, but there is no Mr. Blick here.")
2. Children's Theater Performer (Rapunzel, Rapunzel let down your...boobies are hanging over the tower! WARDROBE!)
3. Wedding Photography Assistant
4. Babysitter for children who vomit behind chairs

Four movies I can watch over and over:
1. Almost Famous
2. Lost In Translation
3. Anchorman
4. Rags to Riches

Four places I've lived:
1. Spiddal, Ireland
2. Columbus, OH
3. St. Joe, MN
4. The Bubble

Four TV shows I love:
1. Grey's Anatomy
2. Felicity and My So-Called Life. Either will do.
3. Project Runway
4. My Name is Earl

Four places I've vacationed:
1. NYC
2. Prague, Czech Republic
3. Mazatlan, Mexico
4. Capetown, South Africa

Four of my favorite dishes:
1. Potatoes; any way but baked.
2. Nachos
3. Grilled cheese
4. Thick soup

Four sites I visit daily: (Three of these make me laugh so hard I could pee.)
1. Dooce
2. Matt
3. Go Fug Yourself
4. Mimi Smartypants

Four places I would rather be right now:
1. My bed
2. Dunn Bros.
3. Target
4. ABC World News Tonight headquarters

Four bloggers I am tagging:
1. Anne
2. Dan
3. Muffin
4. A.S.S. (choose your representative)