Tony "Freakin'!" Fly

During a conversation with Lorinda last night, we discussed a phenomenon I like to call Radio-Station Additivity Disease. It is a matter not to be taken lightly. I am ashamed at how callously we laughed at this serious disorder.
Evidence suggests that R-SAD evolves out of an obsessive need to append. Please be aware of symptoms which include, but are not limited to, sing song verse of
station name: "KOOL 108!"

location: "Twin Ciiiiiitieeeeeeees!"

what: "Cool '60s and '70s!"
number of upcoming songs: "8 in a row!"
when: "Starts now!"
You may report instances of R-SAD to the Board of International R-SAD Affairs in Brussels, Belgium at www.BoardofInternationalR-SADAffairs.gov