Noooooo...! James Taylor live cannot be scratched!* I just had a flashback.
Years ago I neglected the charming songstress' (Bonnie Raitt, not James Taylor) album Nick of Time and got wrongfully blamed for scratching it (which I certainly don't recall having done). That was back in the day when my little sister used to beat me and because of my generally pacifist leanings, I refused to fight back.
That was before we invented a little game we called "Whip-ya." It was pretty complex: we chased each other around the house waving bandanas and shouting, WHIP-YA! WHIP-YA! (No, I am not kidding.)
*Author's note: it was just a real funky beat he was laying down for "Steamroller."