I consider myself a woman of discerning taste, and have, on many previous occasions, enjoyed your products. Last week I purchased a package of your Giant Chewy Sweettarts which were giant, but not chewy. You can imagine my disappointment and perhaps you will honor my request for a replacement. I will continue to patronize your brand and the offending Walgreens store, regardless. A valued friend and customer,
[I must give proper credit to Matt for his creative line: "giant, but not chewy" without which none of this would have been possible.]
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I was there for the comsumation of the giant "chewy" sweet tarts. They were, as stated, giant, but not chewy. I was diappointed.
Consumation is apparently when the giant "chewy" sweet tarts were made. The word I was looking for was consumption. Or mastication.
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