Things just add up and then all of a sudden you're blogging about the trip you took to Guatemala, and the trip Guatemala took to your intestines.
Guat was amazing. Really confirmed for me that I need to learn Castellano legitimately. My next step is investment in the Rosetta Stone program (Is there anybody cheaper out there? Rosotto Rock? Rizzo Pebble?). Basically I need to be prepared to explain in Spanish the explosive diarrhea that has killed the rest of my traveling companions, without using my current standby "It is possible that my stomach is bad."
Incidentally, I'm entering July insured. With my layoff effective June 30, I was considering paying $400 and my firstborn for a month of COBRA. (Quick shout out to my home girl Joan at Blue Cross for getting me approved before I head out to Milwaukee with some limb-flailing improvisers next week.) Hit me with your bike! Pelt me with your avocado pits! I'll explain it to the medical professionals in English and pay a reasonable amount of money to get myself repaired!
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Have to admit, I have been waiting for a post! Pete just bought Rosetta Stone, you should rent/borrow it from him.
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