I didn't take a picture. I didn't want to jinx it. But it turns out, it's not me; it's the Universe.
About a month into my new bike ownership, I just need to take a moment out and say Thank You, whoever you are, looking out for me and my personal safety. I almost enjoyed a ride this weekend, but then I didn't take one. As a result, I did not get hit by a passing motorist or scrape my face on any pavement because I could not ride MY SEATLESS BIKE.
Seriously. It was really kind of you to steal my !@$%ing bike seat. You jerkface!@%^$.
!@#&%^#$**
[Maniacal arm-waving]
*#$%$@!!
[Accidentally hitting over a bottle of water]
DAMMIT!$%^&Stupid$%&@#!
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I seem to remember a joke about the current state of your bicycle and some giggling nuns. Cant really remember how it goes though.
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