They gave out free samples last night. I was skeptical; a food place going out of business has nothing to lose. Why not poison what's left of your failed venture and feed it to the pennypinchers who passed you by week after week?
You know the one? I can't remember the name. They might have had more customers if it had just been called, "That Gelato Place," and if it didn't charge so damned much.
Special On-Location Assignment:
If you walk by, promise, on your way out, (to use a lot of commas, and) to notice that they replaced Borders Books with "Toast and Jammies". TOAST. AND JAMMIES. A store entirely devoted to cheaply-made sleepware. It makes me almost as angry as poinsettias.
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carlatos? is that the name? and now it is closed? damn, that place was delicious.
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