Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Mind, Intestines in Equal Atrophy

Still here. Still sick.
If you need a better measure of my ill health... I am watching Steve Harvey reruns.
Recent Google searches:
  • dysentery
  • why do babies drool when they get new teeth?
  • what can I eat that won't make me sick?
  • will anything fix this scratch on my glasses for free, because even though I am still under warranty, Lens Crafters will make me pay $90?
  • other things I can stuff in the boob part of the dress
  • healing power of popsicles
Send help.

3 comments:

SPG said...

OMG, I just saw this infomercial this morning (3am, woke up coughing, I'm getting over illness too, totally sympathize) about how to fix scratches on the lenses of your glasses! It's the Lens Doctor!!!!

https://www.asseenontvnetwork.com/vcc/advancedresultsmarketing/lensdoctor/198945/

Anonymous said...

Ew.

Dan said...

One word: Youtube.