Pimp My Break

Spring Break 2K6.
Aaaaaah ye-ah. Gettin crazy at tha homestead! Me and Momz headed out for a bite round abouts tha California Za Kitchen! What, wha??? Sipping on Ice Tea (not that shiznat from Long Izzzland, fool). All jacked up on caffeine and hummus.
This place is off tha chain!
Seriously.
I spent my day at the church and the mall and the dentist. And tomorrow I get to go back. A follow-up visit to repair some damage in the form of a(nother) cavity. In true SB tradition, I'm thinking of drinking heavily and tattooing myself before the appointment. And then requesting gold-plating because I deserve it and I'm tired of accessorizing.
Teeth, get thee to a fluoride-ery.
One of my dearest high school girlfriends loved the dentist. And she feared butterflies. And she had an appetite like a trash-compactor. Mandy, I have some teeth that need work, but I hate the metallic taste of the drill and I need someone to go in my stead. I will make it up to you by protecting you from winged creatures and feeding you toaster strudels.
Are you available around 9:30 tomorrow morning?