Saturday, November 12, 2005

Cord Structure

Dad: "Look at this cable. This is beautiful cable."
Mom: "I would leave you for cable like that."
Dad: "You are a human butt...Man, I hate hooking up VCRs. They are a pain in the ass. A pain in the ass. No two VCRs were created equal. In and out...dammit."
(minutes later)
Dad: "That's the...out. In."
(even later)
Dad: "All right. Which one is in and which one is out?! Dammit!"

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I was just braggin' about your cable last night. I said that your hi-def was some of the most impressive television I'd ever seen. Then it made me want this.

But, I have more sense than that... or do I? Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.

swhkn

Sriracha said...

Maaaaaaatt! No!