I had a glorious few examples from my recent jaunt to Europa.
1. A t-shirt with the words "I'm Rockstar!"
2. A survey (click on the picture below because there are such mistakes that you wouldn't believe me if I typed them out for you).
3. The conversation with the Pasternaks (our host family in Wolfratzhausen):
Manfred P: We have much to do with ourself because we have become retired. We keep the gardening, and the rabbits.
Betty: Oh! Are they pets?
Manfred P: (confused look)
Betty: Do you eat them?
Me: (laughing) Betty! God! No, they don't eat them.
Manfred P: (still confused)
Betty: Are they food?
Manfred P: Oh! Yes.
Me: (horrified)
4 comments:
so, wait . . .
why are you afraid of marriage?
Heh heh heh. That survey reminds me of some "rules" in a youth hostel I stayed in in Luxembourg. My favorite one was "No naval battles in the shower." Dammit! I had my battleship all ready!
Sigh.
Anonymous, let's sit down for a second.
We're done with the discussion of marriage for now. We can talk about it again in a few weeks when two more of my friends get with the marrying. Perhaps I will have some new and interesting insights.
In the meantime, let's talk about what you're afraid of. I won't ask you why.
Come on, it'll be fun.
HA! that is a great piece of paper. and nein, i would not believe you if i didnt have a paper to prove it.
Hope all things are well.
I go to enjoy the life. my hobby is relaxing and sleeping. (other randomness from people over here!)
Miss ya Kess.
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